A man was sent to hell for his earthly transgressions.

As he was being led to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a costs lawyer was in intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman. “Wait a minute,” the man protested to his demon escort. “I have to roast in hell for all eternity, and someone else gets that?” The demon jabbed the man with the pitchfork and snarled, “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”